When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'

A married couple are awakened one night by a knock on the door Who the hell is that, they both said, so the husband went down to answer. He opened the front door to find an apologetic man. HUSBAND ;"" Its 3 am, what the hell do you want. MAN ;""sorry sir but a need a push"". HUSBAND ;""No"" (closes door). Back in the bedroom he fills his wife in. WIFE;""Go back out and help him, remember that night on our honeymoon in France when our hire cars battery died? What goes around comes around"". So th…

A matter of conscience A man is lying awake in the middle of the night in a hotel room, wracked with guilt because he just cheated on his wife. His conscience takes the form of a little angel and a little devil, and he's talking with them about what just happened. The angel says, ""Bill, this is the most terrible thing you've ever done! You've destroyed your marriage, you'll lose the house, the kids, and everything that means anything to you. And for what? One night of pleasure with her, who you…

A man is trying to chop down some trees by the river. Unfortunately the axe slipped out of the man's hand and fell into the river. The man was so saddened by this. He literally couldn't move. That was the only way he could support his family. He didn't know what he could do, he can't even swim. Then suddenly a beautiful women emerges out of the river, holding a bronze axe. ""Don't be afraid I am angel of this river. Is this your axe?"" He replied ""No, my axe is made of iron."" She magically tur…