A matter of conscience A man is lying awake in the middle of the night in a hotel room, wracked with guilt because he just cheated on his wife. His conscience takes the form of a little angel and a little devil, and he's talking with them about what just happened. The angel says, ""Bill, this is the most terrible thing you've ever done! You've destroyed your marriage, you'll lose the house, the kids, and everything that means anything to you. And for what? One night of pleasure with her, who you have NOTHING in common with? And to top it all off Bill, she's a PATIENT of yours!"" The devil comes back to defend him. ""C'mon, this isn't that bad. You aren't going to tell anyone, and she definitely won't tell anyone. You have the perfect alibi, nobody knows you in this town, and you just need to keep a level head. And, you are not the first, nor will you be the last doctor to sleep with a patient!"" And the angel comes back with, ""But Bill, you're a veterinarian!""