A married couple are awakened one night by a knock on the door Who the hell is that, they both said, so the husband went down to answer. He opened the front door to find an apologetic man. HUSBAND ;"" Its 3 am, what the hell do you want. MAN ;""sorry sir but a need a push"". HUSBAND ;""No"" (closes door). Back in the bedroom he fills his wife in. WIFE;""Go back out and help him, remember that night on our honeymoon in France when our hire cars battery died? What goes around comes around"". So the husband puts on his shoes and his coat over his pajamas. He opens the front door and stares out into the darkness but cant see the man.So he calls out. HUSBAND ;'Hey, are you out there? Do you still need a push?"",from somewhere he hears a reply MAN ;""yes"". HUSBAND ;""where are you?"", MAN ;""I'm on the swing"".