Jacque LaRock...Famous French Fighter Pilot (This joke is typically done in a French accent) A famous French fighter pilot walks into a bar and orders a glass red and white wine. He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her, kisses her on the lips and then takes a sip of his red wine. ""I am Jacque LaRock, famous French fighter pilot! If I taste ze red meat, I must have ze red wine."" Ze woman blushes, ""Oh Jacque!"" He takes her to ze backroom. Things start to progress a little further, he starts to kiss her on ze breast and takes a sip of his white wine, saying ""I am Jacque LaRock, famous French fighter pilot! If I taste ze white meat, I must have ze white wine."" Ze woman blushes again, ""Oh Jacque!"" Things start to progress even further, he lifts up her skirt, goes under white grabbing a bottle of 151 and a lighter... At this point ze woman stops him and says, ""Oh Jacque, I understand ze red meat with ze red wine, and ze white meat with ze white wine, but I don't understand ze 151 and ze lighter?"" Jacque stops and looks at her very stern... ""I am Jacque LaRock... famous French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!""