For the longest time I thought a jetski was what people who say "brewski" for "beer" call an airplane.#Bar#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice.#Bar#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A pilot, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone within a minute.#Food#Bar#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp