Three men are on an airplane... One of them has a knife, one has a gun, and the other has a bomb. The first guy with the knife, realizes that he cannot go through with hijacking the plane, so he throws the knife out the window. The second guy, with the gun, also decides that he cannot go through with hijacking the plane, and throws his gun out the window. Alas, the third guy also makes this decision, and throws the bomb out of the window. Their plane lands sometime later and they decide to grab a drink at the bar. Upon walking up to a bar they notice everyone is gathered around the tv, watching intently. It shows 3 children... ""what happened?"" the men ask the fellow patrons. ""shh, just watch"" On TV: Reporter: ""Son, why are you crying?"" Kid 1: ""My daddy got stabbed by a knife from the sky!!!"" The man that threw the knife out realizes that it was his knife and feels horrible... Reporter: ""Little girl, why are you crying?"" Kid 2: ""My daddy got shot from a gun falling from the sky!!!"" The man that threw the gun out realizes that it was his gun and feels horrible... Reporter talking to the final child: ""Kid, why are you... laughing?"" Kid 3: ""My daddy farted and the house blew up!!!!""