Teacher gave her class this assignment: ask your parents to tell you a story with a moral at the end of it. **Teacher gave her class this assignment: ask your parents to tell you a story with a moral at the end of it.** Following day the kids came back and one by one go through their stories. There were all the regular things - never too old to learn, never give up, no crying over spilled milk, stuff like that. Next kid up gives this presentation: “My daddy told a story about my Grampa. He was a pilot flying a combat mission and he only got halfway back when his plane got hit bad.” “He had to jump out and parachute down to enemy territory, but all he had was a glass flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife." "He drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and when he landed he was surrounded by four enemy soldiers.” “Grams shoots two of them right away and keeps firing at the other two until he runs out of bullets, he stabs one of them with the knife but then the blade breaks, so he busts the whisky bottle and kills him with that, and then he strangles the last one to death with his bare hands." The teacher was appalled - "Good God! What kind of moral did your daddy say came from that horrible story?" Kid says: "Dad said it was this – whenever Grampa’s drinking, stay the hell away from him."