My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites.

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.

It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.