A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?

How Datsun (now Nissan) got its original name The burgeoning Japanese car company wanted a really good name so they asked the Germans who are known for naming their car companies really well. The president asked a rep from a German marketing company for help. The asked when they needed the final product and the president said, ""One week."" To which the German replied, ""Dat Soon.""

This man knocks on Nelson Mandela's door. The maid opens and sees this guy with a clipboard. "" we have to deliver this truckload of car parts to this address"" he tells her. "" I'm afraid you have the wrong address"" she told him "" this is a private residence"" . With this, the man goes away but within an hour he is back, insisting that directions from the locals all referred to this address. To prove his point, he shows the maid the consignee details on his clipboard "" Nissan main dealer"".

A Japanese businessman hails a taxi... As they go along the highway, a car zooms past by. "Oooh," exclaims the businessman, "that's a Toyota. Made in Japan, very fast!" Moments later, another car speeds ahead. "Ahhhhh," exclaims the businessman again, "a Nissan! Made in Japan too, also very fast!" Then once more, another car rushes ahead. "Oooooh," exclaims the businessman, "a Mitsubishi! Made in Japan and very fast again!" Then they reach their destination. "Why bi…