The friend said, ""Then what's the problem?"" Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, ""Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"" Fred replied, ""Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."" His friend thinks for a moment and says, ""I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."" A few months later they meet again and his…

Two Golfers Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game. The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole: a par three that required a perfect first shot over a large pond and onto a tiny green. There were sand traps on the other three sides of the green, and a small road 50 feet beyond it. Harry went first. He carefully addressed the ball and hit a good shot that landed just on the edge of the green, narrowly avoiding the pond. Just as Fred addressed his b…

Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought.. A wife had just made her husband a nice breakfast as she was in need of a few things and her husband was just a complete A** Hole. So, the husband is reading the paper, and the wife says, ""Honey, you know that new washing machine we just bought, well something is wrong with it, it won't go into the spin cycle and I was hoping you could take a look at it and see if you could fix it."" Husband lowers the news paper and says, ""What do I lo…

Playing Golf So, I got home late after a round of golf. My wife was waiting for me, and boy, she was pissed. ""Where were you?!"" she demanded to know. ""Well,"" I sighed, ""I was out playing a round of golf with Fred from HR, and he had a heart attack on the 10th hole."" ""That's terrible!"" she exclaimed, her eyes widening in shock. ""Yeah,"" I said. ""The rest of the time it was 'Hit the ball. Drag Fred. Hit the ball. Drag Fred...'""