Cowboy Singer There was this country singing cowboy in a dark saloon one night. He got up to play and announced his first song, ""I wrote this one a long time ago, its called 'Ol' Boil on My Foot is Burnin'"" The audience had a general look of confusion but the cowboy went on to play most beautiful, sad country song many had ever heard. He quickly moved on to the next tune, ""This ballad is about the night my ex left me, its called 'She Can't Handle the Bumps on My Pecker"" Again, the audience gasped but quickly retracted as an amazing piece of musical genius was displayed before them. The cowboy continued to play many songs with egregious titles that were just beautiful. As setbreak ended the cowboy emerged from the bathroom and took the stage. Little to his knowing he didn't zip up and his johnson was dangling out of his pants. A man in the audience quickly yelled, ""Your Tallywacker's hanging out flapping in the wind!"" The cowboy responded ""Sure, buddy, I'll play that one next.""