A man who was in the army for two years died. The general orders a soldier to inform Mrs. Johnson that her husband died. The soldier obeys and leaves. A few hours later the soldier returns to the general with a crate of beer, and tells the general he informed mrs. Johnson. ""Good job soldier,"" the general says ""but how did you get that crate of beer?"" The soldier responds, ""I knocked on her door and when a woman opened I asked: ""Is this widow Johnson?"" She responded with: ""I am misses Joh…