A Canadian, a Japanese and an American were out venturing the jungles of Africa... When they got caught trespassing by the natives in the area. The natives decided the penalty would be 100 spanks with a croquet bat. ""But you each shall get one wish."" said the Leader of the natives. The Canadian said ""I want 6 pillows taped to my ass."" and it was so. After the 70th spanking, the pillows fell apart and the Canadian had to take 30 spankings on his ass. ""At least I am a very creative person,"" he muttered, on the edge of conscience. The Japanese saw this and said, ""I want 6 mattresses taped to my ass."" The spanking had no effect, and the Japanese was smiling. ""I am a very intelligent person!"" He laughed. When it was the American's turn to get spanked 100 times, he said ""I want the Japanese's ass taped to my ass""