The CIA needed to hire a new member to the staff. Well, the CIA was in need for a recruit, so they held out tryouts. Thousands of applicants showed up, most american. Needing only one person, they held tests, and interviews, and more tests, and more interviews, until they finally narrowed it down to these last three guys. The first two where american, and the third was a newfie. The Senior director of the CIA had one final test. A test that would surely be able to leave them with one man at the most. He invited the first american to a room, this room had two doors, one where they entered and another closed one that lead to another room. In the middle, between the doors was a desk, where the Director sat. ""Morning son"", Said the director, ""What exactly are you prepared to do for your country?"" ""Anything you tell me to do"", proudly said the american. ""Good."", the director responded. He slid a handgun across the desk, toward the recruit. ""Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and kill her."" The young man took the gun and slowly walked in the room. Minutes pass, and he eventually walks out and gives the weapon back. ""I'm sorry, I can't do it. I've just married her and I can't let her go."" ""That's fine,"" the Director answered. ""You're excused."" The next american recruit comes in, an older chap. The same scenario plays out, gun is handed to him, he is told his wife is in the next room, and he eventually comes out. ""I can't do it"", says the older recruit, ""I've been married for two years, she is my wife and the mother of my children."" The director excuses him, and in comes the newfie. ""We have one last test"", Said the director. ""Yeah bud, what is it, then?"", he said. He slides the gun across the desk. ""Your wife is in the next room. Go kill her."" ""The misses?"" He asked. The director nodded. The newfie went in the room, closed the door, and some time passed. *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* A few more seconds pass. *CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH* The newfie stumbles out, exhausted. The Senior director stands up. ""What the hell happened in there?!"", he asked in a panic. ""Well, ya see"", the newfie explained,"" the gun was filled with blanks so I had to use the chair!""