A hillbilly knocks on the door of his new neighbor's house ""Howdy neighbor!"" he says. ""In honor of you moving into the holler, I'm gonna throw a party. There's gonna be a whole lot'a drinkin, a whole lot'a dancing, and a whole lot'a screwing."" ""Sounds like fun"", the neighbor says, ""what can I bring"". Hillbilly says ""You can bring anything you want, just gonna be you and me.""