Theme 2: Polish --Q: How do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree? --A: Wave to him. Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A: A new last name. --Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days? --A: He was scheduled to take a urine test. A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland. Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies. --Two Poles emigrated to America. On their first day off the boat in New York City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the st…

A man and a woman from france come to america... So a couple from france came to america, only knowing a little bit of english. The lady tells her husband to try to learn english. He ends up at the airport and hears someone say the word takeoff! After there he found himself at the zoo where he heard someone talking about the zebras. Later he went back home, and the woman asks him, so what did you learn today? ... takeoff, zebra!

Jet engine is down... A man is sitting with his wife on a plane flight to Jamaica. About halfway through the flight, over the middle of the ocean, the plane suffers a jolt and the flight attendant comes on the loudspeaker a few moments later. ""Our apologies for the disturbance, but a bird has flown into our back left engine and destroyed it. We still have three working engines, but our flight will be delayed by about an hour, due to decreased speed. Again, we're sorry for the inconvenience."" T…

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America.... As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly to america the Englishman has a bright idea. He turns around and says to the other two of his friends, ""why don't we throw some money out of the plane for good luck"". Brilliant idea they both turn around and say. So the Englishman goes first. He throws a 50 pence coin out of the airplane as they fly over England. When they fly over Scotland the Scottish man thinks, ""we…