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So three mice get into Heaven... And they are greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to them ""Because you lived good lives, each of you gets one wish."" They say to Peter ""We spent our entire lives running from predators, and our legs got very tired. Can you give us skateboards to get around?"" Peter obliges, and they get three skateboards. About a week later, Peter is checking in on everybody in Heaven. He runs into the cat that died about a month earlier, and he asks how he is doing. The cat says ""Heaven is fabulous! I especially love the meals on wheels you sent me a few days ago!""

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