Three little old ladies die in a car crash... When they get to heaven, St. Peter is waiting to welcome them. ""Welcome, ladies,"" says Peter. ""We only have one rule up here, don't step on the ducks."" The three little old ladies look around and notice there are ducks everywhere, thousands of them. ""Why all the ducks?"" asks the first little old lady. ""God really likes ducks. Trust me, don't step on one,"" says Peter. The three little old ladies set off to explore paradise. They find it really difficult to navigate all the ducks, and after a few days the first little old lady steps on a duck. Peter appears with this ugly, smelly, disgusting man and handcuffs him to her. ""You two will be stuck together for 10,000 years. I told you not to step on a duck."" The remaining two little old ladies tread very lightly, going weeks with no problems until the second little old lady steps on a duck. Again, Peter comes along with an even uglier, smelly, disgusting man and handcuffs her to him. ""You two will be stuck together for 10,000 years. I told you not to step on a duck."" So the final little old lady proceeds with extreme caution. She goes months, years, decades without stepping on a duck, when one day out of the blue, Peter appears from no where. This time he has a young, tall, handsome, muscular man in tow, a real Adonis. He handcuffs them together and walks away. The little old lady looks up at him with wonder and asks, ""What did I do to deserve you?!"" ""Well, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck. ""