Woman speeding There was a woman speeding down the highway, and a police officer pulled her over. He asked her if she knew why he pulled her over. She shrugged. ""Can I see your license and registration?"" The police officer asked. ""NO, i stole this car."" The woman replied. The police officer looked shocked. ""I also hacked up the owner, he is in the trunk."" The woman said. The police officer backed up. ""I need backup,"" he said into his mic. Another police officer came a couple minutes later. ""Hello mam, can I see your license and registration?"" He said. ""Sure,"" she replied and handed them to him. He looked puzzled. ""Can you open the trunk?"" He asked. ""sure!"" she said. There was nothing in it. ""My associate tells me you stole this car and hacked up the owner!"" the 2nd police officer said. ""I bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding too."" The woman replied.