Three girls are trying to escape the police. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead when they finally think they're in the clear. Relieved, they stop at the shops. The brunette goes to the pet store and buys a cat, and the redhead buys a dog, while the blonde goes to the supermarket next door and buys a sack of potatoes. They return to their car, and the police have resumed chase. They pull over and the brunette says, ''I know! If we make the noise of the animal we bought they might not catch us!'' …

A man was pulled over by a police officer for speeding The police officer asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" ""I was trying to keep up with traffic,"" the man replied. The cop said, ""There is no traffic."" The man replied, ""That's how far behind I am.""

The police finally found the lost child The police take the kid into his car and ask... Police:Where is your house? Kid:Next to my neighbor house Police:Where is your neighbor house? Kid:Next to my house fo shore

""FIFA President, Secretary General, and Communications Director are all traveling in a car, who's driving?"" ""The Police"" all credit goes to ex FIFA com director Walter De Gregorio, hilarious joke, sorry it cost you you're job!