The elephant fight The biggest and baddest elephant in Africa had after shagging the nearest elephant lady, somehow contracted fleas and found them highly annoying. After rubbing his huge bulk against trees, and scratching with his trunk all the places he could reach, he asked for advice from an old monkey on how to get rid of the fleas. ""Just go to the nearest mudhole and take a good mud bath, that should solve the problem"" He went straight to the nearest mudhole, jumped into the mud and trashed around in it like tehre was no tomorrow, squishing, drowning and throwing off fleas all over the place. As he walked out off the mud he heard a tiny voice from below yelling. ""Go for the neck JOHN! Kill that fat bastard and revenge us!""