I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex.

"Visa... it's everywhere you want to be." Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?

Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard.

Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard.