Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound.

Farting Honda A sales rep for an American auto parts supplier was in Tokyo for an important meeting with the chairman of Toyota to close a huge deal. After he got to his hotel, he farted and strangely it sounded like his ass said ""Honda"". Puzzled, he forced out another fart and sure enough it came out ""hooonda"". Needless to say he was freaked out by this. Every time he farted, it came out ""hooonda"". He flipped through the phone book and found an American doctor and rushed over. The doctor …

A man marches to H.R. to complain that his paycheque is $50 short. He arrives in the H.R. office and slams his paycheque on the desk. "This is an outrage!" The rep apologizes for the error, then begins to investigate the issue on her computer. Suddenly, she's smirking. "Oh, I see. You're coming here to complain that we underpaid you by $50 this week. But you certainly didn't complain when we **over**paid you by $50 last week." The man points his finger at the woman: "Listen, one mistake …

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