Facts of Life: Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language. If it is not Valentine's Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?' All women s…

I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone

Let's take a moment this Valentine's Day to think about how awkward it is for all the couples who started dating in January.

need a last minute valentine's day gift for that special lady? why not give her the timeless gift of my phone number