Facts of Life: Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language. If it is not Valentine's Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?' All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.