Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on.

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""Mummy, why did you call me Rose""? The lady's daughter asked. ""well"" her mother replied ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for Valentine's day, and a rose petal dropped on your head, so we called you Rose."" Her daughter, satisfied with this response skips away happily. ""Mummy!"" her second daughter said ""why did you call me Lily?"" ""well"" responded her mother ""when you had just been born your father bought me some flowers for my birthday, and a Lily petal …

Socialism and racism explained. A black kid asks his mother, ""Mama, what's Socialism and what is Racism? ""Well son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, Section 8 housing, food stamps, EMC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, free computers and Internet connection, free food, free clothing, free school breakfasts and lunches, free gifts at Christmas, & on & on, you knows? That's …