😄 Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but ...

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds.

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Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread...and got it.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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