Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.