Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries

There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.