Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

There is no Control (Ctrl) button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.