Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread...and got it.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.