Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds.

Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread...and got it.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.