What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred.#Fred#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!#Fred#Barney#Bee Gees#Abba+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear.#And#Fred#Barney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Friend: "I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage." Me: "Fred or Ben?"#Fred#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred#Fred#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp