The Human Soup Two friends were traveling across Africa when they were captured by the natives. Both of them were tied up and put into a gigantic pot full with water. Both of them were floating in the pot when the Chief exclaimed, ""We are having human soup for dinner today!"" One of the friend started praying for his life when he saw his friend smiling. ""Why the hell are you smiling?"". His friend replied,""I just shit in their soup.""

a Viking came back from a hunting trip in Africa... his friend asked him: ""so what did you hunt?"" hunter: ""a Rhino, a Zebra, and 34 Nobleezes."" friend: ""What the hell are Nobleezes?"" hunter: ""some creatures that keep waving at my shotgun and yell nobleez...""

When it snows in Africa For the first time ever, it snowed in Africa! Something must be terribly wrong with global warming. Dr. Smith was a brilliant journalist interviewing top climate research institutes in Northern Africa. Being Caucasian, he always stood out in the crowd wherever he went. Africa was reasonably well developed today; people were very used to Caucasians especially from tourists. However, everywhere he went, people always chased after him. They called him ""Snow Angel"" because …

You must pass two tests, or die Three explorers were bushwhacking their way through darkest Africa when they came upon an undiscovered tribe of cannibals. The Chief informed them that they must each pass two important tests, or they would be eaten. They were told for test number one, they must go into the jungle and pick 10 fruits from the first tree they find. The first explorer returned from the jungle with 10 apples and the Chief said, ""You have passed the first test. Now you must shove thos…