a Viking came back from a hunting trip in Africa... his friend asked him: ""so what did you hunt?"" hunter: ""a Rhino, a Zebra, and 34 Nobleezes."" friend: ""What the hell are Nobleezes?"" hunter: ""some creatures that keep waving at my shotgun and yell nobleez...""

When it snows in Africa For the first time ever, it snowed in Africa! Something must be terribly wrong with global warming. Dr. Smith was a brilliant journalist interviewing top climate research institutes in Northern Africa. Being Caucasian, he always stood out in the crowd wherever he went. Africa was reasonably well developed today; people were very used to Caucasians especially from tourists. However, everywhere he went, people always chased after him. They called him ""Snow Angel"" because …

You must pass two tests, or die Three explorers were bushwhacking their way through darkest Africa when they came upon an undiscovered tribe of cannibals. The Chief informed them that they must each pass two important tests, or they would be eaten. They were told for test number one, they must go into the jungle and pick 10 fruits from the first tree they find. The first explorer returned from the jungle with 10 apples and the Chief said, ""You have passed the first test. Now you must shove thos…

A new missionary arrives in Africa . . . A missionary had just arrived at his new station in Africa, and was being briefed by the man he was about to replace. ""Brother,"" said the old missionary, ""We have truly done the Lord's work here. We have taught nearly all the wild animals in this part of the continent to understand and speak English, that we may then teach them to be good Christians."" ""Wow!"" said the new missionary. ""And how is spreading the Word going?"" ""Not too bad,"" said the …