A new missionary arrives in Africa . . . A missionary had just arrived at his new station in Africa, and was being briefed by the man he was about to replace. ""Brother,"" said the old missionary, ""We have truly done the Lord's work here. We have taught nearly all the wild animals in this part of the continent to understand and speak English, that we may then teach them to be good Christians."" ""Wow!"" said the new missionary. ""And how is spreading the Word going?"" ""Not too bad,"" said the …

Reverend, Lion and Jesus The reverend visits Africa and was preaching in a small church ""thankful prayers outweighs begging prayers"" On the way back to the airport for the flight home, his rental jeep broke down halfway in the middle of a jungle. He starts to walk back to the church which was 3 miles away to get assistant and he spotted a Lion. The lion noticed the reverend. Reverend prayed ""Dear Jesus! I begged you for your protection"" Lion prayed ""Thank you Jesus for the food blessed be y…

Three missionaries venture into darkest Africa,... ...to try to bring religion to the primitive savages living there. After trekking for days through dense snake-infested jungle, they find a tribe that is rumoured to have some very strange,...and very bizarre customs. As the missionaries enter the village, they are immediately, captured and tied up. Almost immediately once they are captured and tied up...it begins: The beating of drums and chanting. This goes on all day and all night... all they…

A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says "" where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies "" Over in Africa there's millions of them "" !!!!