Q: Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.#Barney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!#Fred#Barney#Bee Gees#Abba+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear.#And#Fred#Barney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.#Barney#Technology#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.#Barney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp