""Aim towards the Enemy."" - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher ""When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."" - U.S. Army ""Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."" - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop ""If the enemy is in range, so are you."" - Infantry Journal ""A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."" - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance ""It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."" - U.S. Air Force Manual ""Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."" - Infantry Journal ""Tracers work both ways."" - U.S. Army Ordnance ""Five-second fuses only last three seconds."" - Infantry Journal ""Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."" - Col. David Hackworth ""If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."" - Infantry Journal ""No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."" - Joe Gay ""Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."" - Anonymous ""Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."" - Unknown Army Recruit ""Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."" - Your Buddies (And lastly) ""If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."" - U.S. Ammo Troop