military jokes ""When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."" --U.S. Marine Corps ""Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."" --USAF Ammo Troop ""If the enemy is in range, so are you."" --Infantry Journal ""A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."" --Army's magazine of prevention maintenance ""It is generally inadvi…