A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. Her friend is overjoyed and says: ""How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."" ""Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."" ""Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."" ""He died of a broken neck."" ""A broken neck?"" ""He wouldn't eat the mushroo…

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, ""At last, they're finally together."" Her sister sitting in the front row said, ""Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"" The priest replied, ""I mean her legs."" -

Woman at funeral of 3rd husband... Was asked how her first husband died? She said ""He ate some poison mushrooms."" When asked how the second husband died? She sobbed ""He too at some poison mushrooms."" This begged the question how her 3rd husband died ? She exclaimed ""He died from a blow to the back of the head."" ""What happened?"" they asked. ""He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."" She said.

Am glad they are together.... A woman gets married to a guy and has 3 kids and her husband dies. She then marries a second guy and has 5 kids and the second husband also dies. She then marries a third guy and has 7 kids and her third husband also dies. After a few months, she dies and at her funeral the priest says... ""Finally, they are together!"". Her friend standing next to the priest asks, ""you mean she and her first husband, she and her second husband or she and her third husband?"" The p…