A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, ""Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."" The twenty answered, ""I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"" The one dollar bill said, ""You know, same old stuff, church, church, church.""