For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.#Chuck Norris#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11....... a suicide.#Chuck Norris#Technology#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.#Chuck Norris#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.#Justin#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp