The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention saluted and said ""Nice pigs sir"". The president replied ""These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea."" The Marine again snapped to attention saluted and replied ""Nice trade sir.""

Politics, explained. A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let Me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the Family, so call me The President Your mother is the Administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, We will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the l…

Trump and Pence are laughing amongst themselves at a White House dinner... A senator is watching them from a few tables away and wonders what they keep laughing about. Later, he approaches them and asks, ""I've been watching you guys for a while now and you keep laughing amongst yourselves. What could be so funny?"" Trump replies, ""We're going to start World War 3."" Puzzled, the senator asks, ""How are you going to do that?"" Trump replies, ""We're going to kill 4 million Muslims and a dentist…

Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3.