Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: ""Nice pigs, Sir."" The President replies: ""These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."" The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: ""Excellent trade, sir.""