The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

Little Johnny's first day in kindergarten Little Johnny is sitting in his kindergarten class when the teacher asks the following question: ""There are three birds sitting on a fence, and a hunter shoots one of the birds. How many are left?"" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, ""There are zero birds left. One was shot, and the other two flew away when they heard the sound of the gunshot;"" to which the teacher replies ""No, Johnny, the answer is actually two, but I like the way you think."" …

A teacher asks her young students a question.. A teacher asks her young students a problem solving question. She says, ""Ok students, there are 6 birds sitting on a fence. If you shot at 4 of them how many would be left?"" Timmy raises his hand and says ""None. The sound of the shot would have scared them all away."" The teacher replies, ""the answer I was looking for was 2, but I like the way you're thinking."" Timmy says ""ok now I have a question. There are three women sitting on a bench eati…

Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now Louise who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !