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A teacher asks her young students a question.. A teacher asks her young students a problem solving question. She says, ""Ok students, there are 6 birds sitting on a fence. If you shot at 4 of them how many would be left?"" Timmy raises his hand and says ""None. The sound of the shot would have scared them all away."" The teacher replies, ""the answer I was looking for was 2, but I like the way you're thinking."" Timmy says ""ok now I have a question. There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. The first woman only licks the top of the ice cream. The second licks the top all the way down the sides and back up again. And the third woman takes the whole ice cream cone into her mouth until the top of the ice cream hits the back of her throat. My questions is: which one of these women is married?"" The teacher thinks for a second and says ""the one who puts the whole thing in her mouth."" Timmy replies, ""Actually, it's the woman wearing the wedding ring. But I like the way you're thinking.""

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