Sir Teacher Jokes

The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know Sir. Teacher: Come on Fred it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

Teacher: “You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?” Student: “Yes Sir.” Teacher: “And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?” Student: “Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too!”