😄 Teacher: Frd give me a sentence starting with ""I."" Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No Fred. You must al...

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Teacher: Frd give me a sentence starting with ""I."" Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No Fred. You must always say ""I am."" Fred: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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