What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible dummy!#George Washington#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"#George Washington#George#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did#George Washington#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington.#Shakiras#George Washington#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hillary is like the George Washington of 2016. She cannot tell a lie.#Hillary#George Washington#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp