[interrogation] Bad Cop: *face way too close to Shakira's waistline* tell me what I want to know

How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?

*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"

Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did